Just for fun

1. What time is it when an elephant sit on your car?
Time for a new car.

2. A woman says to a butcher: Do you have pigeets.Yes I have.
Don`t worry about them when you wering schoes children can`t see them.
3. Why this cow jump up and down ?
Because her children like a milk shake.

Bitte poste das auf Deutsch ins "Witze"- Thema.

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